August 2010
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neuroanatomy: water park →
i need to hit the gift shop get that stuffed animal fix hang those cellulite legs those saggy tits those bad tattoos i didn’t know they sold swimsuits like that no way you were not built for the wave pool get those feet back into the sand you’d clog up the pipes if they put you on the ride just to…
i can get behind humor like this
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seven-am curtain call set to creedence today we’ll build an armored tank out of tiny little dots
the A/C plays chinese torture and i think is the term “shanghai’d” culturally insensitive?
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hello new followers walk down this path with me drink this hemlock
hideous cackle
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The pressure pulsing downpour being the only thing keeping the sweat off your back
An armband courtesy the local hospital courtesy the free clinic i’m sorry you had your overdose and survived
The expenses are piling up behind a name you don’t carry any more.